Best Thing Ever: Clicking around on Amazon.com and looking at the "Customers who bought this item also bought…" section of the page.  It's like walking into a closet full of stereotypes, just dangling from the hangers, begging to be picked out and worn.  Amazon practically holds your hand and guides you to everything you need to put on the persona you desire.  For example:

The Longchamp Le Pliage Large Folding Tote. 

Here's what else those buyers bought (I'll let you draw your own conclusions):

It's brilliant.  It's mainstream distilled into a pure essence.  It could be a new game called "How Original Are You?"  Suffice it to say that, Amazon, you have made my evening (I'm not sure what that says about my choice of activities or about how boring a person I am, but stumbling across this revelation was like stumbling across the Christmas presents my mom had stuffed into various corners in order to hide them from me before Christmas.  Just sayin').